December 2009
58 posts
On John Lennon
It will be my book of infinite wisdom. Every time I have a problem I will open the book and hear his advise to me.
John I’m lonely. What do you have to say about that?
“There’s a great woman behind every idiot”
So does that make me a non-idiot? Since I have no woman behind me? Oh ponder ponder. Infinite things to wonder.
This book will never leave my side.
Thank you.
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I Feel Cool Today
Pat on the back Kat. Congratulations!
WatchThis is about as talented as I’ll never be. Holy shit man
“I can’t take a bath cause my bunny’s asleep in my shower”
COACD Top 25 Faces of 2009
Mmm. Constance Jablonski.
http://coacdinc.com/ for the rest of the list
I Miss Everything
Piggy Bank
We can’t all look like a million bucks. And for those of us who got stuck looking like loose change…
Work it bitches.
Something
Sometimes I see beautiful people and I imagine that we’re the oldest of friends. Sometimes it’s true, sometimes it isn’t.
I talk to them in the shower, pretend we’re catching up. “Let’s go out for drinks!” I’ll say. “Yeah it’s been FOREVER!”. Then we’ll laugh, party, have a good time. Till I realize I’ve been talking to...
Thinking About Sex
Kissing sounds are really sexy.
I can’t even fathom how un-sexy guys sound during sex (sorry guys)
To be continued
“love me less but love me a long time”
– Les Chansons d’Amour
But I could do better. I could love you the most and love you forever
I Hate to Wake You- But
I am an astronaut poised to take off for the moon. I want all eyes on me. Or at least both of yours. Don’t worry, just for a little while.
Because I miss being the center of your universe. Especially since you’re still at the very middle of mine.
“I wanna be a free spirit. Now if only my feet weren’t so firmly glued to...”
Made a Booboo
I think I love my bunny more than he loves me. I bet all I am to him is the source of his food and the bringer of itch-behind-his-ear relief.
I’ve got too much love for anyone. What to do what to do
Go See What the Center of the Universe Looks Like
So says Vilma.
I wish I had a hippie van. I’d get a bunch of friends. We’d drink. Listen to music. And re-enact the 60’s.
Fuzzy Love
Today I told Booboo that I wouldn’t trade him in for anything or anyone in the world. Then I realized that his little bunny brain couldn’t understand me.
So I said it a couple more times.
“Stupid cocky ass pedestrians. They make me wanna slap them with my sidemirrors”
They're fake so they'll last forever
Just watched Lars and the Real Girl. Cried like a baby.
SuperFreja
Superman minus the kryptonite.
She should have her own theme song.
Alice in Narnia?
I just saw the new 2 minute long teaser for Alice in Wonderland and I agree with the Nylon team when I say that the battle scenes are throwing me off. It’s starting to look more like a Narnia trailer than a fall down the rabbit hole. Boo.
Pants on Fire
When you leave no room for argument, people will begin to lie to you.
I’m gonna kill myself if you ever stop loving me. Do you love me?
Yes
I forbid you from leaving. Are you leaving?
No
My confidence has been at an all time low lately. Do you think I’m attractive?
Yes
For Future Personal Reference
My Top 5 Actors
1. Daniel Day Lewis
2. Jason Schwartzman
3. Michael Cera
4. Colin Firth
5. Philip Seymour Hoffman
I tried to put together a list of my top 5 actresses but it was just too difficult.
Paradise Falls
I couldn’t enjoy it. I couldn’t laugh.
Each time I wanted to, I couldn’t help but imagine them laughing together. Each time there was a cheesy moment I imagined them looking at each other the way we would have. The thought still kills me just as much as when it all started.
I’d like to have someone killed now. Thank you very much.
And now I'd like to present...
Superficial thought of the day: (at 12:18am. It’s never too early to be superficial)
How gay do you have to be to know what an infinity scarf is?
Aquarium
I want the bright lights and the sidewalk cafes. The streets full of only the most chic. Coats, boots, scarves and chilly evening cigarettes. I want the fashion, the excitement, the glamour, the insane energy of a city that everyone wants to be in.
We’re big fish in a small bowl baby. You should know that by now.
It's Ok
No really, it’s ok.
Sometimes it takes a massive disaster to realize the importance of certain things and certain people.
Let Me Tell You A Secret
Sometimes I feel really cool. And I give myself a very discreet pat on the back.
The Adventures of Lesbian Superman Part II
“Saving The Day At Chanel”
Yep, that is Lara Stone. Freja saves the day yet again!
