January 2010
38 posts
5 Minutes later
While crying and blowing my nose I accidentally smash my face into the door frame. My mouth is now bleeding and my lip is cut and swollen.
Sometimes I feel like the gods are laughing at me.
Untitled
Today I found out that I can’t bring Booboo with me.
Long story short… I want to die
A Typical Lesbian Movie
Usually goes like this:
Meet Main Character #1: Slightly up tight, seemingly “stuck” straight girl with extremely sweet and understanding boyfriend
Meet Main Character #2: Artsy, free spirited, slightly sexually aggressive lesbian
The two characters meet ONCE, and very briefly. A look is exchanged.
Second time they meet, they kiss.
Suddenly they’re in love.
Boyfriend starts...
A Good Year
It is insane how beautiful she was in this movie.
Oh Fanny Chenal
Happy Birthday Baby Boy!
While Booboo is currently hopping all over my bed, nibbling every pillow monster in sight, I am going through his baby photos and wondering where the months have gone
(Baby Booboo + Aunt Therese)
“So we wrapped our arms around each other, trying to shove ourselves back...”
– Hedwig “Origin of Love”
Letters
People think I’m brave.
It’s kind of funny because if you asked me to describe myself, brave would be one of the last words that would ever cross my mind. In fact, it wouldn’t cross it at all.
But it’s always nice to hear that you’ve inspired people to be braver. Even though you’re nothing like the image they all have in their minds. For some reason people...
Bored to Death
Jason Schwartzman. So damn good
Little Bishop in a Turtleneck
Google it and add the word “Hedwig”. Search for the images for the cutest little bishop in a turtleneck. You won’t be disappointed.
I am fucking obsessed.
“It is clear that I must find my other half. But is it a he or a she? What does this person look like? Identical to me? Or somehow complementary? Does my other half have what I don’t? Did he get the looks? The...
Caroline!
Watching Nick and Norah again for the first time in ages. I remember there was an entire week where this was playing 24/7 on loop in my room. I think I’ve literally watched it over a hundred times. Love it that much. After all, it is you know… kind of special. Haha. puke.
And now for some Ari Graynor (aka Caroline) who was in Whip It. Tiny tiny role but loved her anyway. And her name?...
Ink
This is kinda cool. Or if it isn’t then I can say it’s one of the most original sleeve tats I’ve ever seen
January Not-The-30th, 2010
The world around me feels stagnant.
I guess when you know something really big (probably the biggest so far) is about to happen, everything else just seems frozen in time. It’s always felt like a giant waiting room, but this time it feels worse. More stifling. Like instead of a waiting room, I’m already sitting in the dentist’s chair and the room is empty, and silent. My life is...
Shortbus
While we’re on the subject of movies.
It’s come to my attention that due to the large number of sexually explicit films I’ve been watching lately (still not porn), I think I’ve become somewhat desensitized when it comes to sex on screen. Which has come to be a good thing actually. I recently watched 9 Songs and though everyone else claimed it was nothing but porn...
Little Ashes
Disappointing. So promising simply because it’s about Salvador Dali. The scenes were awkward. It was like watching a video of a high school play. And Mr. Edward Cullen as Salvador Dali? Don’t make me laugh.
Sorry Robert Pattinson. This is not your Brokeback Mountain.
The best part was his “Spanish” accent appearing and disappearing throughout the entire film.
More on the bunny
Tonight Booboo thumped his furry little feet until I turned the lights off.
Brat.
The Other Mr. Schu
Love him. And with his awesome style and extensive knowledge of fashion and trends… it’s a wonder he’s not gay. Or is that me being sexist? (sexual orientationist?)
“Yahoo was not able to send your message due to the following error:
Error...”
– Yahoo stupidity
Today
Today I went for a jog. (wow!)
I saw a guy jogging with his dog.
A pomeranian. The poor thing looked like he was going at about 100spm (steps per minute)
If only I could put Booboo on a leash, he could jog with me and we could both lose some unnecessary pounds.
I Wonder
I wonder how it must feel to be ridiculously good looking and filthy rich.
Anyone wanna fill me in?
Be Strong
Because here it comes.
Not Everyday. Each Day
There will never be anything casual or inconsequential about you or us. There will never be just another day, or yesterday, or that day. Just today. Maybe someday tomorrow. I hope someday there will be a tomorrow.
Every second counts. Please take note.
We Are All Voyeurs
We are all voyeurs.
You’re not the only one obsessed with her. You’re not the only one who knows where he was last night. You’re not the only one who wishes you were there. Films and TV shows form the obsession. The internet. Oh well we all know what that does.
And we’re all being trained to be passive spies for a worldwide government in the making controlled by various...
Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Hornier
Probably the most unbelievable face ever. My god.
40 Days and 40 Nights
Just watched it again for the first time in ages.
Probably wasn’t the brightest idea.
“Hello Cap’n Blue Balls!”
There’s too much tension in my life. I really should find some way to release it all. And no I didn’t mean that in a sexual way
Not Much Better Than Chocolate
I’ve never really been the pro-active kind of gay person. I’m not ashamed of who I am or anything but I’ve never really seen or heard anything that would make me proud to be gay.
Though I have been watching a lot of gay films lately. And when I say gay films I mean lesbian films (and no porn doesn’t count thank you very much). Sad to say that most of them… well all...
Critique
In my lifetime so far I have watched 114 films that I find are worth mentioning.
(not including Disney movies because vintage Disney = duh, awesome)
Although some of them are worth mentioning for being really really bad. Figure out which ones.
http://movies.livingsocial.com/people/1707791656
Any great movies to share?
More of that Good Stuff
The new Good Stuff line-up consists of:
1. “Frontin (Pharrell cover)” by Jamie Cullum (thanks Amanda and Nikki!)
2. “Baby” by Devendra Banhart
3. “Crazy (Gnarls Barkley cover)” by The Kooks
4. “The Echoes of Time” by The Smiles and Frowns
5. “Que reste t’il de nos amours” by Sacha Distel
6. “Get Your Freak On (Missy...
December 2009
58 posts
