December 2010
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I Sat On The Stoop In The Dark
smoking a cigarette and watching Eat Pray Love on my laptop. I paused it and walked over to the trash area to dispose of my cigarette. As I reached the trash can I stopped, smoking the last few drags of my cigarette I looked out at the dark street and the city lights below. I realized I was having one of those moments. One of those moments that people probably get while watching movies like Eat...
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This Breaks My Heart Chelsea
I don’t know. I call him Curtis when we have sex.
~Chelsea Handler talking about 50 cent.
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this is tumblr - we take everything sexually
gleekstorm: abgroin: so true
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My imagination has been playing around with my Factory dream a whole lot more as of late
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“‘Did we have sex? I asked. ‘We can if you want to.’ My vagina...”
– Chelsea Handler
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The Other Half Of That Dream
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This Woman's Style Is Flawless
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Your Happy Holidays Photo With Your Girlfriend Is...
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I'm Watching The Girl Next Door Right Now
And Elisha Cuthbert is 5 different shades of sexy in this movie. Just for the record, in reality, the girl next door NEVER looks like this. 
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I'm The Size Of A 12 Year Old Boy
Apparently. It’s no secret that I love stuff from the men’s section. Their coats. Their slim but not suffocating v necks… etc. The problem was that since I am not man-sized (as I have mentioned on numerous occasions) so the things I loved never fit me. A couple months ago my friend Therese taught me a genius solution. The boy’s section. Particularly the one at Zara.  So...
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Last Night I Dreamt That I Was Secretly Dating...
And it was so amazing I think I have a new life goal I’m not a dude. I’m not black. I’m not a rapper. But hey, weirder things have happened p.s. and I think my imagination did a pretty accurate job too
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